I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry
does dude even still have teeth
he panicked so hard he forgot he has the ability to hide in plain sight omg bilbo check ur pocket ?????
NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL
okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong